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I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it.

- A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. (via undeadlife)

(Source: insensiblenothingness)

I want
(badly)
to be alone,
and I want
(badly)
for someone
to not let me be
alone.

- anne, I’m drowning (via aburialatsea)

hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

capekalaska:

ANA

(Source: justnunya)

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

(Source: bit.ly)

the-stoner-sage:

danielleleekurtz:

ganjandglitter:

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

family guy is so important all the time

Oh my god this

THIS IS SO LITERAL SOMETHING EXACTLY LIKE THIS HAPPENED TO ME I CAN’T.

DANIELLE WHY WASNT I INVOLVED WITH A BLOOD SOAKED CORPSE IN YOUR CAR?!

calibornsbottombitch:

coltcelestia:

modebatty:

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

1) It’s title says something
2) The pictures provide what the title says
3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

(Source: take-49)

absentions:

it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time

joshtati:

livinzlyfe:

acabriolet:

burn-baby-burn-miw:

tyleroakley:

MY CHILDHOOD.

This is perfect

Oh my GOD

for some reason, I don’t think arnold would have grown out of his football head.

cool concept, good artwork, but everyone looks fruity af lol

(Source: followandreblog)

this is pretty much my relationship lmao. me on my computer and my gf sleeping

this is pretty much my relationship lmao. me on my computer and my gf sleeping

(Source: i-r-r-e-g-u-l-a-r)

(Source: lutter-pour-votre-vie)

…I was not myself for weeks yet nobody noticed.

- (via percychased)

(Source: camoxytocin)

fuzzbutt07:

setsunie:

rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”

he places the leash down on the ground so carefully

Oh my god the cute

fuzzbutt07:

setsunie:

rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”

he places the leash down on the ground so carefully

Oh my god the cute

(Source: choriflaiweb)