We're different and it makes you sick.

ladyhistory:

nunnabe:

lulz-time:

printers are awful

it’s 2013 so

1. why do they still make so much noise
2. why are they so pushy and impatient
3. why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves
4. why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load more paper before going into some sort of mid-life crisis during which they try to re-evaluate their entire lives before collapsing

That fourth point tho

that whole point tho

(Source: bartowski)

if you start talking to me everyday and night, i’m obviously gonna get attached to you. even if i never planned to in the first place, i will. so before you start getting close to me, make sure that you won’t just suddenly leave me. cause you know, that happens to me a lot. 

(Source: judyeung)

this is the longest me and my girlfriend have gone without seeing each other since we met.

giftedbuttwisted:

I wonder what the wiggles are doing right now

c00kiedough:

sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

I like clingy girls

touchmykittykat:

I like when they text me good morning or call me. Check up on me all the time. I actually don’t find that annoying. I don’t get how you couldn’t like that. Someone constantly wanting to talk to you and show you affection. I love it when someone does that. That keeps me happy and it will keep me from leaving. It shows that you are thinking about me.

egg-rolls:

omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website

jazzysatindoll:

janecrocker:

gr0sse:

do u ever get mad at words like we have deck, dick, dock, and duck, but not dack like wtf could we not complete the vowel pattern when coming up with these things

Australia. Solving the world’s problems one verb at a time.